TOURISTS !!

Hello Pilgrims,

Blinky Sloan here.

Blinky Sloan's Bon Ton Parlor. Just down the road in Seligman, Arizona at the Dinosaur. Everything a body needs for restorative cures.

Now let me make it clear, I don't hate Tourists. Let them come on up here, visit and then get the hell out. The bus comes both ways to the Bon Ton Parlor.

Every true Minuteman has an obligation to help stem this problem of unsupervised Tourists. Sure they have a place, but let them spend their money and then get out!

We don't need them clogging up our restaurants like they own the joints, feeling like they are one of the gang. Eat your food and get out! They don't know the first thing about crossing a street. Always crossing without looking, driving like they belong here and trying to make time with our folks. You pays yer money and then get out!

Time was a fella could have leisure time without interference. There weren't any Tourists destroying our way of life. I say that we build "camps" outside the city limits where they can be kept. They pay, say $50.00 for a spot to wait. Do not allow them to use our streets and regulate their time in our facilities. Schedule them in, let them pay for the time and goods they use and then get the hell out!!

I'll tell you, down at the Bon Ton Parlor, we are doing our part. As soon as a Greyhound Bus pulls up, Tokyo Joe (our BarKeep) escorts them into the Parlor. They do their business and then they are sent back to the bus. That's it! No muss or fuss.

Well that's it for now. I want to wish you all the best for the Christmas Season and the New Year. The girls send their best and hope you'll visit them real soon, do your business and then .... Get out!

All the Best
Sgt. Blinky Sloan

News from the Quartermaster

Mornin’ friends.

Sgt. Blinky Sloan here. Trying to get a handle on these dang posts.

We are enjoying fine weather out here at the Club. The temperature is just right for the fall rites of harvesting. The girls like to dress in them corn husk silk outfits and begin the husking. Don’t disappoint them.

BLINKY SLOAN’S
By the dinosaur at Peach Springs.
Drinks, girls and husking!!

Bring money!!


I have received the following illustration from one my valued customers:

What concerns me isn’t the “buggery” being depicted (a natural occurrence in many repressive tribes), but the depiction of pink skin? In all my days in India, fighting for Her Majesties forces, I’ve seen the regimental beastie with only grey skin. No wonder our children are ignorant.


I am working on a new show at the club and I’ll be looking for some more talent. Perhaps a trip to the river at Bullhead City may turn up more natural talent. Last Spring Break proved to be very active for the old Sergeant and he was commissioned into service more than once by the young ladies of the University. My only goal is to help these young things find the grace and strength which comes from an older gentleman, such as meself . Always a slave to duty, I made myself available to the young damsels.


We are opening a back room beer hall for those that like to partake in the finer tastes of handmade brew.

So join us soon,

Just off Route 66 near the dinosauar and the bus station.

Bring money and bring girls!!!

Yers truly,

Sgt Blinky Sloan (ret)

Sgt. Blinky Sloan at your service

Welcome fellow pilgrims.

Sergeant Blinky Sloan here, late of her Majesties services.

Just what does this country need? Well I say it's a man willing to lay down all he's got and come to the rescue of his fellow pilgrims. To that end I am now located outside the burg of Williams in the state of Arizona.

On my recent trip I have begun to find friends and associates who have come to me for knowledge.

And I have begun plans for a temple of reflection and healing for the many persons that have come to me for help.

Please feel free to come on out to my place, Blinky Sloans, just on Route 66 at Peach Springs, next to the Bus Station and Dinosaurs.

Girls, drinks and “fun”!!!

Bring money!

Yours truly,

Sgt. Blinky Sloan