News from the Quartermaster

Mornin’ friends.

Sgt. Blinky Sloan here. Trying to get a handle on these dang posts.

We are enjoying fine weather out here at the Club. The temperature is just right for the fall rites of harvesting. The girls like to dress in them corn husk silk outfits and begin the husking. Don’t disappoint them.

BLINKY SLOAN’S
By the dinosaur at Peach Springs.
Drinks, girls and husking!!

Bring money!!


I have received the following illustration from one my valued customers:

What concerns me isn’t the “buggery” being depicted (a natural occurrence in many repressive tribes), but the depiction of pink skin? In all my days in India, fighting for Her Majesties forces, I’ve seen the regimental beastie with only grey skin. No wonder our children are ignorant.


I am working on a new show at the club and I’ll be looking for some more talent. Perhaps a trip to the river at Bullhead City may turn up more natural talent. Last Spring Break proved to be very active for the old Sergeant and he was commissioned into service more than once by the young ladies of the University. My only goal is to help these young things find the grace and strength which comes from an older gentleman, such as meself . Always a slave to duty, I made myself available to the young damsels.


We are opening a back room beer hall for those that like to partake in the finer tastes of handmade brew.

So join us soon,

Just off Route 66 near the dinosauar and the bus station.

Bring money and bring girls!!!

Yers truly,

Sgt Blinky Sloan (ret)