Sgt. Blinky Sloan at your service
Welcome fellow pilgrims.
Sergeant Blinky Sloan here, late of her Majesties services.
Just what does this country need? Well I say it's a man willing to lay down all he's got and come to the rescue of his fellow pilgrims. To that end I am now located outside the burg of Williams in the state of Arizona.
Sergeant Blinky Sloan here, late of her Majesties services.
Just what does this country need? Well I say it's a man willing to lay down all he's got and come to the rescue of his fellow pilgrims. To that end I am now located outside the burg of Williams in the state of Arizona.
On my recent trip I have begun to find friends and associates who have come to me for knowledge.
And I have begun plans for a temple of reflection and healing for the many persons that have come to me for help.
Please feel free to come on out to my place, Blinky Sloans, just on Route 66 at Peach Springs, next to the Bus Station and Dinosaurs.
Girls, drinks and “fun”!!!
Bring money!
Yours truly,
Sgt. Blinky Sloan
posted by mrjoyce | 23.9.06
2 Comments:
My God Man! Have you no shame!! As the leader of the free world, I can not condone any such establishment as you have offered.
Of course if you are interested in applying for a grant to bring your services to our boys overseas, I think Dick can work out something for you.
Remembering the good times we had back a Yale and down at the Trails End Saloon.
Sincerely,
GWB the supreme leader
To GWB,
Thank you for the offer. I have called Dick and he indicated that he may be able to pitch something my way for the lingerie line we have out here at Blinky Sloans. I believe we are sending 500,000 teddies in day-glo pink to the forces overseas.
Many thanks again
The Sgt.
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